Mike Elephant
I wake up on broken glass
But you left your number
All the members of the cast
Reckon I was lumbered
Did you steal it
Did you screw me
Did you peel it
Did you do me
Are you out there Mr no-one
Is my investment growing
Sorry that I got so drunk
But I wrote you a poem
Did you search me
Did you turn me over
While I cold turkeyed
On the sofa
Did you steal my money
How can we forgive a grievance
Now that we all live with demons
Did you know that poor old veteran
That you kick
Rippy The Gator
Billy and his family went on a holiday
They went down to florida to lagh and dance and play
Billy went in for a swim he didn't see the harm
But when he came out again he was short an arm
Chorus
Cause Rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp
Rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp
Passing the time by ending childrens lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp
Billy and father went out to play some catch
But Billy missed the pass because his arm was unattached
The ball flew passed his shoulder and rolled into the swamp
He went wading after it his leg became a stump
Chorus
Billy and his father joined a three-legged race
They were tearring up the field no one could keep the pace
But Billy slipped and did a flip and landed in the muck
He was runnning out of limbs and also out of luck
Chorus
Billy was all dirty he really had to wash
But he coudn't use a towel cause his limbs had been knawed off
He went into the water to get up clean and bright
But when his bath was finished he was only half his height
Chorus
Billy's father rolled his wheelchair up upon a hill
He wanted to put bill where he would not get killed
But he left him on a slope and into the swamp he rolled
They dragged his head but there was nothing left below
Chorus
Passing the time by ending childrens liiives
Down in the bottom of the swamp (down in the swamp)